So, I regularly read this brilliant blog named Dooce. And by regularly, I mean everyday, sometimes refreshing 2 or 3 times a day just to see if she's posted again. Anyhoo, she has come up with what she calls "the Oh My God Our Plumbings Fucked Cookie."
But really, I think this would work in pretty much any problematic instance.
Let's think globally here, people. How many of these would we have to ship out for World Peace?