The Solution to all of your problems

So, I regularly read this brilliant blog named Dooce. And by regularly, I mean everyday, sometimes refreshing 2 or 3 times a day just to see if she's posted again. Anyhoo, she has come up with what she calls "the Oh My God Our Plumbings Fucked Cookie."

But really, I think this would work in pretty much any problematic instance.

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Let's think globally here, people. How many of these would we have to ship out for World Peace?